On the record
Predictions
What I reckon happens next, and the day I said it. The wrong ones stay on the board.
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01 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
You’ll start talking to walls
Every surface in your home becomes interactive.
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02 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Sexlessness is coming
AI pleasure, VR, AR, haptics and new drugs will simply feel better than the real thing. So why bother?
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03 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Dating dies, almost
AI companions will be better in every way. Real human connection becomes a choice, not a need. Connection Retreats will be the new AA meetings. Some will find it hard to live in a world without real love. Most won’t give a sh*t.
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04 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Muscle madness
Drug stacks that burn fat and build muscle go mainstream. Peptides will become one of the fastest growing supplements in history. People will be ripped without ever needing a gym membership.
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05 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Sh*t talking
Your toilet knows more about your health than your doctor. It reads your data every time you have a poo and lets you know if something’s off.
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06 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Psychedelics get legalised
And integrated with religion. Not to question belief, but to deepen it.
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07 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Aliens confirmed
Not a leak. A proper press conference. And a confession.
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08 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
The dollar falls
Replaced by something digital, easier to track, easier to control. Sold as progress. Works like a leash.
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09 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Me:TV
AI generates your films and shows, and the cast is you and your mates. Got a question mid-watch? Ask it and it’ll answer you directly. Netflix recommends something. You’re the lead character.
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10 · Made 22 Apr, 2026 · Due 22 Apr, 2036
Bioterrorism
Med-tech will make most major diseases curable. But the same tech will be used to release something deadlier, making Covid look like a runny nose.
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11 · Made 21 Oct, 2026
Obesity becomes a preference
Not a diet or discipline problem. When myostatin blockers (apitegromab, bimagrumab, trevogrumab) go mainstream, stacked with GLP-1s (retatrutide, tirzepatide, orforglipron), there’s almost no reason for anyone to be fat. Honestly.
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12 · Made 21 Oct, 2026
An AI-made virus
I reckon AI will be used to create a virus that wipes out most of humanity..
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